clayinla:

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

lesbwian:

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

Same energy

I’m glad he clarified tbh

sstudys:

ho ho ho where did my motivation go

shock:

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

lizclimo:

good luck getting that band-aid to stick.

rubyfruitjumble:

Psychic: reads my mind
My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

unclefather:

Just got this bib for my future grandchild

4uv:

4uv:

give her one

give her a cheeto.